The Others

Well well, I gather the rest of the OUSU election candidates have been feeling a little left out. So here is OUSU Gossip's lowdown on the other candidates for this year's fun and games...

VP(Access and Academic Affairs):
Jonny Medland - Baskerslate, mate. Former OULD President (don't we all make mistakes?) but OUSU Gossip really has quite a soft spot for JM. If only he'd run for OUSU President: he'd certainly make an infinitely better candidate than the person on the top of his ticket...

VP (Charities and Community):
Eorann Lean - Team America. Anyone know how to prounouncer her name? Anyone actually know who she is? A Google search produces an article named "Watering the Seed". Also appears to be from St. Hugh's...

VP (Graduates):
Alex Priest - Union B team. Backing up Camp Tryl's attempt for the Union's attempt at a hostile takeover of OUSU has Dan Johnson by his side. Has probably been at Oxford for more years than I've been alive...

VP(Welfare and Equal Opps):
Alanna Barber- Baskerslate, mate (at least unofficially). Butterface Barber is sure to bring the Hildabeasts and LGBTQ brigade with her in their masses. Apparently gets seasick on punts...

Dani Quinn (or is it Karlin?) - Team America. The slightly crazy Irish bundle of welfare flufiness from work-hard-no-life Merton will surely be a vote winner...

VP (Women):
Sam Gisborne - Single. Don't Hilda's JCR Presidents ever learn? Following in the great footsteps of her predecessor and try and win an OUSU Election...

Kat Wall - Baskerslate, mate. Another former OULD nutjob who is undoubtedly qualified for a job which frankly shouldn't even exist. Lost to a chain smoking drunk at when she ran for JCR President...

and VP(Gossip):
... that's a secret I'll never tell.

Sleep tight kiddies, xoxo