The Cherwell comes out...

Oh my, my fellow election lovers, it really is up in the air now. Just weeks ago, Baskermate had it in the bag. But will a front page endorsement from The Cherwell change everything?

It is true that Baskermate has done the best job of getting his name out there with voters. I mean after all, his slate have only put up posters of their great leader. But if students really wanted an exhibitionist, they'd pick the chap who invited Griffin, Irving and Hitler for coffee and cake. After all, we hear that Griffin himself endorsed Camp Tryl, only for newspaper censors to delete it.

But has Team America been too laid back? Luckily for them, Maddy has delayed the election by a week, thanks to a screw up by Trinity Mirror, printers of the OxStu...


... so OUSU Gossip thinks it's still anyone's game. Maybe OUSU Gossip fave Jonny Medland might decide to get in the game? The Baskerslate, ma are believed to be incenced with the decision, with one of their campaign agents reportedly calling the debacle a "sham" and "conspiracy." Come on boys, no need to start making excuses too early...

In any case, well-aimed posters and a lot of hackery will win this election. And right now, the election is too close to call.

Surprisingly, the somewhat-parasitic Rupop was first to post the news that the election is being delayed for a week (link). Maybe if they spent more time writing stories instead of stealing them, they'd share my popularity. Oh, and by the way, thanks to the tipster for providing more details about the fuckup. Your e-mails are always very much appreciated.

And who am I? That's a secret I'll never tell. It was good to see you all at the far-too-long central hust today. You know you love me... xoxo