Boys and girls, now that I've brought you who's running for President of the insipid institution of OUSU, it's now time to look at the real people with power.
Stefan Baskerville: Chris Taylor but really it's Jonny Medland. See right hand image.
Analysis: 'Safe' bet. Taylor knows OUSU but given Medland's a smart guy, it's difficult to understand why he's backing Stefan.
John Maher: Ben Pilgrim and Pete Morcos
Analysis: Pilgrim is the only one who has a posher education than Baskerville whilst Morcos is a quiet unknown quantity.
Joel Mullan: Joel Mullan
Analysis: No mates Joel is going solo. The OULC endorsment is such a poisoned chalice that even he doesn't want it. Might do better than people think though.
Luke Tryl: Sourav Choudhury and Stuart Cullen
Analysis: Union hack A-team. Choudhury and Cullen probably make the fakest team out there. If you show an interest in voting for Luke, I'm sure they'll get you into Pressie drinks.
More news soon. xoxo
1 comment:
Power? It's OUSU for fuck's sake
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